Conversations with a kid…

Kaia, Aybra and I were all in the bathroom the other night. Kaia was in the bathroom and I was pumping. Aybra was just chilling in her seat.

Kaia turns to me and says “When I grow up will I have boobs?”
Me: “No Kaia”
Kaia: “Oh, Because Im a boy and only girls have boobs”
Me: “Yes Kaia”
Me: “Well.. If you get really fat then you will get boobs”
Kaia: “Oh”
(another pause)
Kaia: “Are you fat?”
Me: “No”
Kaia: “Well you have boobs!”